Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
This is so adorable
I need to see the cartoon version of this. I can see the Dreamworks/Pixar movie already.
#SHE LEAVES DEAD FISH ON HIS PILLOW #when he brings them to her she’s just like what? do you not get hungry before bed? #and he’s like ugh yes but not for fish guts #the next time she does it she carefully uses her talons to clean out the fish for him #that sort of thing must be hard to do with his soft human nails after all #he just sighs at this point and starts leaving a bucket next to his bed that says MIDNIGHT SNACKS #shark girl and her grumpy dream boy #things that should exist (tags by cortue)
why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD
Dear future me,
I really hope you end up knowing what you want to do in life and that it’ll make you happy I also hope that you can own a cat and rock the raddest hair that’d be hella
At first, Sam and Dean are wary of the strange man, he is disheveled, dirty, and looks simultaneously terrified and terrifying.
After fighting off and killing the demon, they take Bucky to a diner and buy him a meal, after staying there well past sunrise they also buy him a room in the same hotel they’re staying in. After some discussion, they agree to ask for Bucky’s help in quelling the demon problem that has descended upon the town. Bucky, for his part, is glad to do so; it gives him a mission, something to focus on, and the Winchesters agreed to pay him in food and the room.
It takes almost two weeks before the Winchesters are satisfied that the town is clean. During that time not only are they astounded at Bucky’s skill, they are also witness to his outbursts and confusion. When Bucky explains (carefully couched to leave out most of the Soviet assassin parts) his past, using what he memorised at the Smithsonian and the cryo freezing, Sam and Dean initially don’t believe him; after some thought they realise that a person having been in and out of stasis for 70 years is no more unbelievable than fighting demons and accept Bucky’s story.
Dean, having been caretaker to Sam, was the first to help Bucky through the outbursts, but Sam was always there as backup; it took the two of them at full strength to restrain him. They only ever touched him if he was a threat to a person, and only then to restrain him. When Bucky asks if he can sleep in their room, they agree readily thinking this will help him even more than the place to sleep and the food could. At first they thought it would be awkward but Sam and Dean agreed they would share a bed to leave Bucky the other; Bucky refused and continued sleeping on the floor.
Even after only two weeks, there is a noticeable difference in Bucky’s demeanor: he is less jumpy, he doesn’t flinch away if Sam or Dean brush or bump into him, and his outbursts and confusion are dramatically less severe. He even hugged Sam once, much to Sam’s shock. As they packed their gear to leave, Bucky simply perched on the windowsill, watching the people passing by. After several significant looks, Sam finally speaks:
"James," (Bucky had given his name as James, he was still unsure who ‘Bucky’ was) Sam began
Bucky looked over at him from the window “Yeah?”
"We were wondering if you’d like to come with us for a while?"
Bucky smiles slowly and nods.
As they pull out of the motel parking lot, Bucky thinks to himself how he can’t remember a time when he felt so free, Sam and Dean share the thought that the man who had been stranger to them only two weeks earlier looked content to be part of their team.
Then, Castiel appeared in the car.
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear [insert URL here],
Dude this sounds fun